Fitanity

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Fitianity
Across the globe, there are a significant number of religions. Many people follow their own beliefs and traditions. Recently, a new religion hás been discovered. On June 16th 2012, Herculiano Destrong founded the religion of Fitianity in Greece. He is a famous fitness instructor in Greece and created Fitianity because he believes that everyone should be in shape and healthy. HerculianoDestrong is disgusted when he sees obese people walking around eating unhealthy foods. Herculiano was inspired to create Fitianity by the spirit of Samson, the strongest man in the Bible.
Herculiano decided to write the Book of the Fit, which consisted of the 10 Commandments of Fitianity. The first commandment stated that no person can have over three pounds of fat. In the second commandment,it was decided that everyone must go to the gym at least six times a week. The gym is considered to be a holy place of exercise. People worship the spirit of Samson while they are working out. The third commandment ruled that there is absolutley no soda consumption. Soda is considered to be an alcoholic beverage in the religion of Fitianity. In the fourth commandment, people are not allowed to eatany kind of unhealthy food. It is forbidden to go to a fast food restaraunt. The fifth commandment states that all member of Fitianity must run 50 miles a week. In the sixth commandment, television and vídeo games are not allowed. The seventh and last commandment states that if any individual dies fat, he or she will go to hell. All these rules must be followed by members of Fitianity.Furthermore, people who practice Fitianity partake in traditions and ritual. One important ritual is practiced every Sunday. It is called Survival of the Fittest. Sunday is a day devoted to sports competitions. The contests start at eight in the morning and do not end until ten at night. Throughout the day, everyone who practices Fitianity must come for the whole entire day and partake in the Sportingevents. The winners of the events are given prizes, such as free vegetables and fruit. There is a children’s bracket for all kids ages three to twelve. The children are taught to eat healthy and partake in many sports. They are taught to avoid all áreas of junk food, including candies. The next bracket consists of all the teenagers aged 13 to 18. The teenagers have a weight lifting contest in theauditorium. They also have team competitions in many sports. The oldest bracket is made up of all the adults who are 19 years of age and older. The adults have wrestling comepetitions and running races.
In order to become a priest of Fitianity, one must be a certified body builder. To become a body builder, you must compete in weight lifting competitions. All the priests of Fitianity are famousbody builders who are well know for their muscles and great shape they are in. People look up to the priests on how to live a healthy lifestyle. The priests organize diet schedules for the people who struggle with their eating habits. In addition, the priests will set up work-out schedules for the people in need of how to mantain a fit figure.
Futhermore, Samson chose three men to be hisprophets to help deliver the Word of Fitness to his people. The first prophet’s name is Guadalupe Ferdidnand. He is notorious for creating protein shakes and muscle pills. The protein shakes and muscle pills he designs are meant to help build muscle. Christian Conan is the second prophet. He is the personal fitness trainer. Christian Conan shares his fitness excercises with all the people and instructsthem properly through the exercises. He motivates the people of Fitianity to get in shape and live a healthy lifestyle. The third prophet of Samson is named Harold Fetcher. Harold is the dietian and declares the kinds of food that the people must eat. He gives the appropiate menu for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. The people of the Church must follow the menu and hás to eat what is on the menu....
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