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Summary:
Coulson pats his shoulder and leaves with a reminder of “Two hours, Barton, and no longer – you know what Fury’s like when he’s stuck in rush hour traffic.” Clint watches him go, wondering what other people think when they overhear comments like that. The fact that Coulson and Fury are in a long-term relationship is basically an open secret, and there are a lot of rumors flying around trying to pinpoint Clint’s involvement, but none of them are even close to the truth. Clint subtly encourages a few of the more plausible ones. Nobody needs to know exactly what they give him.
The thought 'I want my blanket' meanders across his mind. He hushes it for now, folds his arms behind his head, and waits for someone to come by and tell him he can leave. (or, the one where Clint has an unconventional method of coping with his rather intense life, and Nick and Phil are actually really good parents.)
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Notes:
Hold on a second.
*drowns in shame*
Okay. So, ever read a kink meme prompt and thought 'hm, not really my thing, but sounds interesting'? Ever come back to it and thought a little and suddENLY A FILL BURSTS FULLY-FORMED FROM YOUR HEAD LIKE A GREEK WARRIOR GODDESS?!
Yeah, that happened. The prompt can be found here (http://avengerkink.livejournal.com/11065.html?thread=24671801t24671801), but it's just your bog-standard ageplay fare. I meant this to be short and light and sweet, but, you know, twelve thousand words later...
I hope you enjoy!
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Chapter 1
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Chapter Text
Clint’s first memory is of the zoo.
He’s about two and a half, because Barney has a shiny balloon with a bright red 7 on it tied around his wrist and Clint’s perched on his father’s shoulders. This is Before – before Daddy loses his job, before he starts drinking, before